Marlon Wayans Hawks Dentyne With In-Depth Fresh Breath Interview (VIDEO)

Corporate sponsors, take notice: If you want a spokesperson who can stay on message, Marlon Wayans is your guy. Wayans was on 'Access Hollywood Live' (Weekdays, Syndicated on NBC) fielding questions about fresh breath and Valentine's Day because ... well, because he's now a paid spokesman for Dentyne Pure.

Hosts Billy Bush and Kit Hoover talked about fresh breath as a Valentine's Day necessity. "You can't get no action if you're smelling like a mule," replied Wayans.

Bush then asked "very seriously now," whether Wayans could "muscle through" if he met a woman who was "Brooklyn Decker hot" but had bad breathe. "I could go through with it after I go, 'Hey, baby, you are looking so good, why don't you just - 'Pow!' - chew some of this,'" said Wayans, pulling up a package of the gum and giving the Facebook address for the ad campaign.

When Bush told Hoover she had great breath, she asked Wayans if he wanted to make out. Ever dedicated, he said sure, "I bet my breath is better than yours." Thankfully, they didn't ask him why.