Even More Unforgettable 'American Idol' Season 10 Auditions ...Through the Magic of Animated GIFs!
by Hilary Rothing, posted Feb 14th 2011 2:00AM
Dude, really? Yes, before Kim Kardashian came along, Jennifer Lopez had the most celebrated booty in Hollywood. Sure, J.Lo might find your attempt at, ahem, kissing ass, flattering but do you really think Randy or Steven are interested in checking out your ass? Ok, maybe Steven..but still.
Watch out, Randy! "Big Stats" is beefin'. Oh, you've never heard of him? Then how about Matt Frankel...of Matt Frankel Productions? Still a "no?" C'mon Randy, don't hate just because "Big Stats" has Chaka Khan on his mixtape. He'll gladly sell you a copy out of the trunk of his Impala.
Desperate times call for desperate measures...like belly dancing. If your underwhelming attempt at an Alicia Keys' song doesn't buy you a golden ticket, perhaps a little booty shaking will. In the words of the great Colombian songstress, Shakira, "These hips don't lie." The vocals however, are another story.
Sometimes, being an 'American Idol' judge requires the use of ninja skills. Above, witness J.Lo's mad stealth exit behind a dismayed Cooper Robinson, upset his wackadoodle audition and pirate/mariachi band attire didn't vault him into superstardom.
As we mentioned before, there are many roads to Hollywood. Some choose the traditional route and go for the golden ticket by showcasing their tremendous vocal talent, while others resort to stripping, crying, begging, claiming to be J.Lo's number one fan and/or refusing to leave the audition room. Inessa Lee chose to writhe around on the floor. Someone should have told this chick it's an "American Idol' audition not a Whitesnake video.
When a freakin' Autobot shows up, suddenly no ones cares about the fact that this is supposed to be a singing competition. The only criticism we have is that this dude went with "Born to Be Wild," when "You Got the Touch" was the obvious choice.
'American Idol' airs Wednesdays and Thursdays at 8PM ET on FOX.