'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' Season 3 Reunion, Part 1 Recap
['The Real Housewives of Atlanta' - 'Reunion Part 1']Well, it was worth it to see dolphins swim past Andy Cohen's head at the Georgia Aquarium as he says "donkey booty." And we get a Part 2!
While Phaedra detailing the intricacies of booty types might be entertaining in and of itself, thanks to Andy for not glossing over the marriage license conspiracy. Cynthia possibly would have, especially since she was so gracious in her apprasial of the intrigue: "I know it was coming from a good place."
Even if Cynthia was able to file it away so neatly, that small revelation about the license shenanigans had to fall on small lounge-owner Peter like a ton of bricks. What a good sport: He still consented to the 'Watch What Happens Live' treatment last night.
So we don't know if NeNe and Scarlett O'Phaedra actually knew each other, but they probably knew of each other before the show. More importantly: What do we think of Kandi's spiral-fabulous new hair?
Also appreciated was the update on NeNe's troubles with Gregg and the answer that yes, she is still pursuing the divorce and they no longer live together in separate bedrooms. Even if you didn't take NeNe at her word during the show, the very distinct aroma of stale apology transmitted all too clearly from Gregg's speeches.
Considering the inevitability of the Sweetie mess being mentioned, it's a wonder why she hasn't made a guest appearance herself during the reunion. Historically, the supporting 'Housewives' characters -- i.e., husbands and sidekicks -- have been willing to get in on the fun. With Atlanta there was always Dwight. Unless, of course, she didn't want to say something she shouldn't say in front of her employer. Then again, it might be up to Kim to give consent. Who knows.
The reunion could use a little infusion of supporting voices. Kim's on-point psychic? Kroy? Peter? Phaedra's mom so everyone can communicate in "mmhms" for a few minutes? Probably not Gregg.
Anyway, stay tuned to see Kandi cry over something Kim the Artist-related? What a shame. She's really working that '80s 'Flintstones' thing!
Part 2 of the 'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' reunion airs Feb. 20, 10PM ET on Bravo.

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