'Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior' Season 1, Episode 1 (Series Premiere) Recap
['Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior' - 'Two of a Kind']I like Forest Whitaker, a lot. And I like Janeane Garofalo, a lot. And I admit I like 'Criminal Minds', CBS's highly watched FBI procedural, a lot too (well, sometimes).
But, based on this mindless premiere episode, I don't like 'Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior,' the new spin-off starring Oscar-winner Whitaker and great comedian/solid actress Garofalo. Well, not so much.
For those who think 'Criminal Minds' is too smart for its own good, what with Dr. Spencer Reid's (Matthew Gray Gubler) weekly intellectualized rants (always good fodder for boring party talk/stumping Watson on 'Jeopardy') and those profound episode-opening quotes from great minds like Mark Twain, Nelson Mandela (and, randomly, comedian Paul Rodriguez last week), 'Suspect Behavior' won't be too perplexing. There doesn't appear to be a true brainiac in this crew of FBI Behavioral Analysts, and the wise words of famous authors and philosophers are nowhere to be found.
But one other thing 'Suspect' didn't have in this first episode that 'Criminal Minds' does have, are interesting characters. Sure, Gubler's Reid isn't that complex, but at least he's interesting. The same applies for Derek Morgan (Shemar Moore), Emily Prentiss (Paget Brewster) and Aaron Hotchner (Thomas Gibson), who may be as serious as a heart attack -- and often times, dry as toast -- but the guy's got gravitas.
No one during the first hour of 'Suspect Behavior' had any personality, except Kirsten Vangsness's Penelope Garcia, but the wacky Web-sleuthing sidekick is a holdover from 'Minds' and not new to this show. Here we have a British agent discernible only by his accent; a woman who was only discernible because she was not Janeane Garofalo; Janeane Garofalo's character, who stood out because her face is recognizable; and a hot-headed ex-con-turned-pending FBI agent, who stood out because the actor playing him (Michael Kelly) didn't look like (or convincingly play) a hot-headed ex-con-turned-pending FBI agent.
Then there was Whitaker, typically an exceptional actor. But, as Special Agent Sam Cooper in 'Suspect Behavior', Whitaker often took ... so much time ... reading his ... lines ... it was as if ... he was ... being paid ... a bonus for ... every ... dramatic ... pause. Whitaker's not going to get the "E" for his "EGOT" anytime soon.
The episode started with some written text (narrated, so no one had to hurt themselves and actually read) indicating that there are special teams within the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Units called "Red Cells." "These non-traditional teams operate outside the bureaucracy," we're told ... meaning Cooper's team, which is one of these red cells, gets to hang out in a bare-looking gym instead of an office. Non-traditional indeed. After the written (and narrated) intro, we were dropped into a seemingly innocent game of hide and seek between a young brother and sister in a nice neighborhood. "This time, you're never going to find me," the girl said in a blatant bit of foreshadowing.
So the cute little girl was kidnapped while her brother wasn't looking, and Cooper's team was about to head to Cleveland to solve the case. But before they do, Cooper had a surprise meeting with an FBI director (Richard Schiff, another fine actor collecting a paycheck here) who warned Cooper about that hot-headed ex-con/pending agent, John "Prophet" Sims. Seems he did time for killing a child molester, and the director is worried he'd do it again.
The team landed in Cleveland to find the cops' investigation was "dead in the water" (of course it was). Garofalo's character, Beth Griffith, met a distraught mother on the crime scene who said that her daughter had also been abducted. Their cases were connected (of course they were). After Cooper's team put together pieces of the puzzle, found the bodies of two of the kidnapper's previous victims, and identified the suspect as a white male whose African-American daughter had been murdered, they tracked down the kidnapper to his grandparent's old home outside of town.
It was Sims -- the hot-headed pending agent, the one the director suspected would kill the suspect -- who came face-to-face with him (of course). Sims swore he wouldn't kill the kidnapper and tried convincing the suspect to turn himself in. But the kidnapper instead killed himself. Oh well. "You did everything that you possibly could do," Cooper told Sims. "Sometimes you can talk a man off a ledge. Sometimes a man's just gotta jump, you know?" No, we didn't know Cooper, and neither did Sims apparently, who just walked away after that puzzling line.
The girls were found safe (of course they were), and pending agent Sims became an agent at the end of the episode. Cue Cooper's warm smile, which suspiciously and inexplicably faded away just before the closing credits. Perhaps it was a subconscious gesture from the actor, an indication that his presence in this poor pilot, just a few short years after winning the Oscar for his breathtaking role in 'The Last King of Scotland,' is nothing to smile about?
So this was a bad start, to be sure. But I suspect 'Suspect Behavior,' given the popularity of 'Criminal Minds,' will find an audience and improve over time. It couldn't get much worse.
What did you think of the spin-off? Will you keep watching, or will you just stick with the original?
'Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior' airs Wednesdays, 10PM ET on CBS.

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