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William H. Macy Gives Regis a Lesson on How Chickens Lay Eggs (VIDEO)

by Donald Deane, posted Feb 17th 2011 11:30AM
William H. Macy Gives Regis a Lesson on ChickensWilliam H. Macy gives Regis Philbin a lesson on chickens, explaining that rooters aren't needed for egg production. But Philbin has a hard time buying it on 'Live With Regis and Kelly' (weekdays, syndicated).

"You don't need a rooster to get eggs," said Macy, who keeps a number of hens. "You need a rooster to get chickens."

"So, then, where do the, how do the eggs, where ... ?" sputtered Philbin, clearly trying to wrap his brain around the concept. "You mean, automatically, the female chicken ... just starts delivering eggs, every day for the rest of her life, without anybody bothering her, looking at her, nothing? Are you sure, Bill?"

"I'm eating the eggs!" said Macy. "I would know this!"

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Brian Workman

HoDo Needs to dye her hair BLOND!!!!

February 19 2011 at 3:24 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
slowhanddean

This is the second article today I have clicked on with spelling errors.Although i do remember as a kid rooting for the chickens to hurry up and lay some eggs because we were poor and i was hungry.
Does Philbin know that women produce eggs until a man fertilizes them with his sperm?Talk about living in another world!

February 19 2011 at 2:12 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
pocha54

Is Regis still around? How many more days until he leaves and this show is canceled? Good bye Gelman. Good bye Kelly. Time to start working for a living.

February 19 2011 at 1:32 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
qpamscovemike

No, true, but we DO need roosters to make the sun come up.To hear the rooster tell it.
Now that we have invented the turkey baster, we don't actually need any males at all...Unless we want genetic vigor and continued ability not to walk in circles."Billy Goats are the price of the field".

February 19 2011 at 12:14 PM Report abuse +1 rate up rate down Reply
manfrommontana

My 5 year old daughter has chickens. She learns to feed, clean, gather eggs etc. and then sells her fresh eggs for $1 a dozen for her spending money. People always ask me if I get tired of listening to the roosters. I tell them we don't have any roosters. Then how do you get eggs, they ask. I explain it this way. Does a woman need a man around to have her cycle? Why would a chicken be any different with their cycle? A male only serves to fertilize the egg. The egg is coming out regardless of whether it's fertile or not. In a chicken's case, once a day. Think once a month is bad, ladies? Pity the poor chicken.

February 19 2011 at 9:37 AM Report abuse +2 rate up rate down Reply
levet36

Regis has never been the brightest bulb in the chandelier. He has, for some reason, gained his popularity through the years with his sarcastic humor, which I don't happen to find appealing.

February 19 2011 at 8:46 AM Report abuse +1 rate up rate down Reply
HELLO WILLIAM !!

I watch 'Live With Regis and Kelly' and I couldn't wait to see William H. Macy on this show! But of course to my surprise Regis Philbin never lets me down with getting a huge laugh! Especially when William H. Macy gave Regis a Lesson on How Chickens Lay Eggs and thank you for the VIDEO and seeing it again!
I always love Kelly Ripa for trying to always explain to Regis Philbin understand everything said and giving or repeating to him her lesson on chickens, explaining that rooters aren't needed for egg production. But Philbin always has a hard time buying it and understanding things!
I love you 'Live With Regis and Kelly' and I'm going to miss you in my morning routine!

February 19 2011 at 8:29 AM Report abuse +2 rate up rate down Reply
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AN IDIOT HOSTING A STUPID PROGRAM FOR MORONS WHO THINK THIS IS JUST THE BEST THING EVER!

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