Everyone's favorite guidette, Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi of 'Jersey Shore,' dropped by 'Live With Regis and Kelly' (weekdays, syndicated) and announced she's finally found the man she's looking for. And, shockingly, he doesn't qualify as a "gorilla juicehead."

Polizzi said that Gianni -- the man she hooked up with on the most recent episode of the reality show, and the man whose name she couldn't remember -- is her current beau. But, he isn't the musclebound type that she usually goes for. "He's definitely not a gorilla juicehead," said Polizzi. "But, you know, he's a guido."

Then, talk turns to whether Regis Philbin is the brawny kind of man that might catch Polizzi's attention. "I would consider Regis a hot ape," Polizzi said, meaning a mature, "grown-up gorilla.'