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'The Real Housewives of Miami' Season 1, Episode 2 Recap

by Amy Kuperinsky, posted Mar 2nd 2011 6:45AM
Lea and Marysol, 'The Real Housewives of Miami'['The Real Housewives of Miami' - 'Black Ball'd']

This series remains pretty lacking in the drama department. Although it's looking like C-SPAN compared to the other East Coast 'Housewives' in Atlanta and Jersey, let's give it a bit more time to gain traction.

There's still a lot of cocktail-drinking, lounging and gabbing going on, but it was nice to finally see some of the Miami ladies at work.

Lea ran around all flustered proving she's the charity event organizer supremo and Alexia staked her claim as a no-nonsense, unyielding executive editor. In the premiere she seemed more like some showpiece, generating the idea that her husband handled the business.

And slowly, the alliances are taking shape. Alexia parsed out her "two worlds" view of the privileged life with Adriana, her peer in the "Who Would Pick My Son Up From School?" group, putting Larsa and Cristy -- who supposedly adhere to the "Hire a Nanny" school of thought -- in another.

It's not a stretch to say that even by the second episode, Cristy and Lea are not, and probably will never be for the duration of the season, on the same team.

Marysol, the outlier in not being a mom, is someone we've already seen at work. She still remains a draw because of her mother. By the way, did anyone notice how Larsa's mom put up some competition for Marysol's mom for the episode's they-don't-make-them-like-that-anymore mom role?

Let's wait to see what the self-dubbed queen of properly cooked rice has in store in the culinary department when it's her turn to host the 'wives. Now that Larsa has talked a lot, she needs to wow. Or does that mean she'll just hire a caterer?

Thoughts on Adriana's fiancé? It was très classy the way he stared at her chest as she talked about how important it is to treat her female friends like sisters. Just about as classy as when Joe Francis of 'Girls Gone Wild' fame showed up at Lea's event. Who bid on that trip?

Lea really worked the room, even if the episode made it seem like she was super concerned about Cristy hanging out with friends in tow without having gone through the proper channels to make a payment for the charity.

Cristy's defense was that she wasn't supposed to be there in the first place and came late because of a flat tire. In any case, she didn't seem too bothered about not paying for a ticket, or not offering up the money on the spot. Was Lea's promise to send an invoice overkill? Do these two have some history of conflict we don't know about?

'The Real Housewives of Miami' airs Tuesdays, 10PM ET on Bravo.

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ENLIL66666

BEYOND BORING!!! Basically nothing but a FREE ADVERTISEMENT of TASTELESS BRAINLESS STUPIDITY.
Just AMAZING. NYC, NJ, and OC was way more interesting.

Another annoying low class boring peace of s... "Atlanta".
Take them off PLEASE!!!!!!!

March 16 2011 at 11:47 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
ENLIL66666

BEYOND BORING!!! Basically nothing but a FREE ADVERTISEMENT of TASTELESS BRAINLESS STUPIDITY.
Just AMAZING. NYC, NJ, and OC was way more interesting.

Another annoying low class boring peace of s... "Atlanta".
Take them off PLEASE!!!!!!!

March 16 2011 at 11:47 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
babymama

Boring.....for now...let's see what happens in the future..Also, I worked for Larsa's father in Chicago looong time ago so I met her then...not surprised with the way she is acting on the show ( she really Is trying to Act on the show), seems so Not genuine...anyway, so far very boring but it will probably get more interesting once the show producers inrput more DRAMA intoi it!!!

March 15 2011 at 7:29 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Trish

This show is so boring, so lame & a waste of time to even bother watching. I was trying to give it a chance. I watched the first episode, bored to tears. I watched the next episode in a matter of 7 minutes thanks to my DVR! I like Larsa & her way of thinking. The others... they can all go :)
Let's not forget Marysol's mother too. All I can say is YIKES!

March 06 2011 at 5:51 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
mtriplegoddess

Really, the people in Hialeah look up to Socialites like you? No pun intended but here's a reality check, "Cuban Barbie" so far this lower income person from Hialeah is not very impressed with you. You married very well dear, people from old money are not so taken with themselves & don't freak-out @ auctions because thier husbands are bidding too often. I don't even want to start in on Kristy and her advice to the Brazilian lady that forgot to pick up her son & because men are falling all over her, the boyfriend should drop everything to pick up a child that is not even related to him at the drop of a hat. So far I am a little embarrassed that you are Cuban-American, I hope the last Cuban-American lady does not disapoint as much.

March 05 2011 at 1:50 AM Report abuse +1 rate up rate down Reply
KRYPTONITE

Cristy lied through her teeth on the aftershow. We SAW her with two friends at the charity.

March 02 2011 at 4:42 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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