The highest-profile role John Stamos has right now is his recurring part on 'Glee,' but it's not his only TV gig. On 'The Talk' (weekdays, syndicated on CBS), Stamos talked about bouncing from show to show, but didn't directly address the rumors that he may be Charlie Sheen's replacement on 'Two and a Half Men.'

Stamos mentioned an upcoming role on 'Law & Order: SVU' playing a "reproductive abuser," as he called it. "He's trying to get as many girls pregnant as he can," said Stamos.

When an audience member raised her hand, seemingly volunteering to be a victim, Stamos revealed an old family secret his mother had recently told him. "God, you were an ugly baby," Stamos remembers his mom saying.

Stamos's mother was in the audience and said she brought him home from the hospital with a bonnet covering his face. "It took about six weeks, and then he was at least presentable for a photo," she said.

Maybe he should stop sending out headshots from when he was a baby.