There is no more frightening moment in a man's life than when the woman he loves more than anything else in the world comes up to him holding up two outfits and asks which one he likes better on her. Cooper got sucked in by Violet when she was stressing over the photo for her book cover on 'Private Practice' (Thu., 9PM ET on ABC).

But, rather than get sucked in, he verbalized the exact string of thoughts that runs through every panicking man faced with this situation.

First, he'd make the wrong choice, then in trying to recover he'd somehow imply that she's fat and the next thing he knows he's sleeping on the couch.

It's a stereotype as old as relationships, but 'Private Practice' wasn't looking to buck it anytime soon. After guilting him into making a vote, Cooper suggested the blue one.

"Eww, you think so?" Wrong answer!