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Anderson Cooper Delivers Blistering Anti-Snooki Rant (VIDEO)

by Nick Zaino, posted Apr 13th 2011 6:30PM
Anderson Cooper on Snooki on 'Anderson Cooper 360'Snooki may have enough fans to make 'Jersey Shore' a hit, to write a bestselling book, and to get paid handsomely for speaking engagements, but Anderson Cooper does not count himself among her followers. Last night on 'Anderson Cooper 360' (weekdays, 9PM on CNN), Cooper laid out a laundry list of reasons why Snooki has him hot and bothered in his "Ridiculist."

"I'm telling you, Snooki is one impossibly lucky, unusually spunky, freakishly tanned, beer-guzzling, juicehead hugging, muscle-loving, Botero bodied, pint-sized money-making-machine," he said. Cooper was fired up about the news that Snooki and her 'Jersey Shore' castmates are getting a raise that would give them $100,000 per episode. "If you listen closely, you can hear school teachers around the country weeping right now," he said.

Cooper also noted that Snooki earned several thousand dollars more than Toni Morrison from Rutgers, who hired both for speaking engagements, comparing Morrison's philosophical prose to Snooki's statements about juiceheads getting "nut shrinkage and bacne." Hey, it's all knowledge at some level, Anderson.

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drkhodge

It's just all about who you know and being in the right place at the right time and for snooki she has done both!

April 20 2011 at 1:27 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Mr. 1000

Unfortunately for us all, Snooki gets the last laugh— all the way to the bank. We’re sure, even in the bedroom, that no one else has ever made Anderson Cooper quote the diminishing size of some dude’s balls with such passion as our dear Snooki.

http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/04/anderson-cooper-is-appalled-with-snooki/

April 14 2011 at 9:58 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
merschyvincht

Go Anderson! You are my hero. She is such a disgusting mess, I can't believe people actually watch her. It's such crap. I love Anderson Cooper. He's a no-nonsense guy who speaks his mind. It's about time someone bashed "Snooki the idiot". Would someone please sock her in the mouth again.

April 13 2011 at 10:43 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
producedby

of course, you dont leave a One Hundred Million Dollar business

April 13 2011 at 9:12 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
katlo1047

omg hes so serious!
hahahaha!

April 13 2011 at 7:54 PM Report abuse +1 rate up rate down Reply

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