'The Real Housewives of New York City' Season 4, Episode 2 Recap
['The Real Housewives of New York City' - 'March Madness']Another week, another battle of the bitches. By the way, you look fabulous. We all look fabulous. Any discussion on 'The Real Housewives of New York City' has to start with them complimenting each other about how lovely they look. It must be in the Bravo directives because every encounter begins with the 'fabulous' mantra.
Now that the first two episodes have aired, I think it's safe to say that Alex has emerged as the victim of the season. Maybe she's taking over Bethenny's crown as the 'wife' who gets dumped on, talked about and generally misunderstood.
Luann is thrilled that Alex found her voice in St. Johns last summer, but she wants her to shut up in New York. Alex has become the mouse that roared, and I doubt she's going to muzzle herself no matter what the Countess wants.
The big focus of the show was that marriage equality march, the one Alex was serious about and Jill was just lending her name to. Somehow, Sonja had gotten involved and she was really into it as a way of promoting herself. At her house, she was passing out wedding dresses like Halloween costumes to the ladies who'd agreed to march.
Alex's heart was really in the right place on the issue, but Luann, Sonja and Kelly were just in it for laughs and giggles. Because Sonja had gotten herself named the grand marshal of Marriage Equality of New York, the event became all about her. If she mentioned her title once, she said it a dozen times.
Apparently, the cause didn't mean all that much to her, but the title did. The main point for Sonja was simply that nobody else was going to speak at the podium. Simon had been scheduled to yap, and he and Alex were shocked that Sonja had kicked him off the program. They tried to convince Sonja to share the mic, but that just wasn't going to happen.
Luann at least got it. Sonja had no right hijacking the event into an ego-trip for herself. Sonja hadn't even figured out what she wanted to say about gay marriage except that she was all for love. How articulate; maybe she should have sung it?
Simon did have something salient to say ... but don't doubt for a minute that he relished the idea of being in the spotlight, too. Remember how he and Alex scoured the 'Times' social pages to see if they were covered when they went to the opera? All these characters are publicity whores.
That's why Jill showed up, right? She wasn't wearing white, and she brought Ginger along. Did she think it was an animal rights march? Anyway, Jill immediately told Alex to get off her back. Her timing was a bit off, though, because Alex had just thanked Jill for supporting the cause.
As if it were nature's way to shut Sonja up, it started to rain just as she was blathering on about love. She never got to the point of legalizing marriage between same-sex couples, but she looked good in the Grecian-style wedding gown.
By the time the group arrived at Alex and Simon's Brooklyn townhouse, everyone was making nice, at least on the surface. Alex gave Simon a platform to speak and Sonja used the Bravo cameras to mock him.
There was more Sonja on display, too. Her hunky artist beau, Bryan, was getting a showing courtesy of Sonja! When she saw the rough sketch of Bryan's portrait of her, she freaked. She was expecting the portrait of Dorian Gray ... all youth and gorgeousness. See, that's how Sonja sees herself. Eventually she got a portrait that even her best friends were dissing. Oh well.
The tiff between Alex and Sonja didn't end in Brooklyn like it should have. At Ramona's Gucci dinner, Kelly made the mistake of confiding in La Singer ... who then couldn't wait to share all the Simon and Kelly angst with Sonja. That set up a third encounter, the heavyweight bout between McCord and Morgan at Sonja's party for the unveiling of Bryan's portrait.
It was a nasty catfight, minus any real body shots (only the 'Jersey' housewives pull hair and turn over tables), but Sonja got the better of the one-on-one. She simply spoke over Alex, accused her of having bad manners, and threw her out of the house! I was expecting her to add "and never darken my doorway again," but she didn't go that far.
Alex was dumbstruck and wound up kvetching to Simon on the phone and asking him to put a bottle of champagne on ice because she'd need a drink when she got home. I told you Alex was going to wind up in A.A. this season!
In less exciting news, Cindy and Howie are sort of on an island and kind of a bore. Did we really need them this season? So far, no.
'The Real Housewives of New York City' airs Thursdays at 10PM ET on Bravo.

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