When a randy Tracy Morgan visited 'Lopez Tonight' (weeknights, 12AM ET on TBS), he demonstrated the freedom of speech we have under the First Amendment. Because surely if we didn't have that right, he'd be in big trouble right now.

Morgan recalled his experience at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Apparently First Lady Michelle Obama greeted him, and he "got hard."

"Michelle looked like a tall mountain, and I'm gonna climb it just 'cause it's there," Morgan said. George Lopez seemed stunned, but he and the studio audience laughed at the joke.