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Charlie Sheen Rips Chuck Lorre's 'Men' Reboot Plans in Profanity-Laced Letter

by Chris Harnick, posted Apr 29th 2011 11:40AM
Charlie SheenSeems like Charlie Sheen isn't too happy with Chuck Lorre's plans to reboot 'Two and a Half Men' without him.

The troubled sitcom star released a letter to TMZ, calling Lorre a "nut-less sociopath," among other choice words.

In the letter, Sheen claims responsibility for the success of the CBS sitcom and warns Lorre that he'll win in the $100 million court case against him and Warner Bros. TV.

Read the full letter below.

Good Luck Chuck

MY fans may tune in for a minute, but at the end of the day, no one cares about your feeble show without me. Shame on you. Not even a phone call to the man that put you on the map. The man that put 500 million dollars in your pockets. You were on your way out of Warner Bros. with a buy out and a cup of cold coffee in your shaky and clammy hands. And then I walked into your office. And you created a show BASED ON MY AWESOME LIFE. I busted my ass for 8 years to support your vision. Your dream. In turn, it is my nightmare. You sad silly fool. A-hole p*ssy loser. Put on the gloves you low rent, nut-less sociopath; I'll beat your chicken shit soul in a court room into a state of gratitude. A state of surrender. Something you left at the door every time you blundered into the pathetic AA loser lounge. Newsflash; they are planning on voting you off the AA island. Even those clowns have no room for you anymore. Wow, I'm sure your children are SO PROUD of you. You can teach'em how to be a stupid b*tch.

A narcissist. A coward. A loser. A spineless rat.

I'm out here with my fans every night. The message is crystal clear;

NO CHARLIE SHEEN. NO SHOW.

And that's exactly what it will be for you and your desperate vanity cards, every Monday night, a no-show. The ratings right now are not a fluke. It's a big fat mess. A 2.0 demo? That sucks. Almost as bad as you. You've been warned. Reap the whirl-wind you cockroach, reap it.

- Charlie Sheen


Last night Lorre referenced Sheen in the vanity card attached to 'The Big Bang Theory.' It read:

Dear Concerned Viewers,

Thanks to the magic of computer graphics, the monkey in tonight's episode was not actually smoking a cigarette, nor was he ever exposed to secondhand smoke. At all times, every effort was made to make the monkey feel happy and safe. Nevertheless, he proved impossible to work with. During the week of production his behavior became increasingly erratic, to the point of refusing to come out of his trailer to rehearse. It wasn't until after we finished filming his scenes that we learned why. The monkey is a heroin addict. Yes, hard as it may be to believe, the monkey had a monkey on his back. Thankfully, an intervention was staged by the Geico lizard and he is now going through detox and a twelve step program at the Bonzo Center in Palm Springs. Everyone at The Big Bang Theory wishes him well.


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Ruth

A sad, sad man. Maybe someday he will appreciate what he has, but I seriously doubt it.

May 01 2011 at 12:20 AM Report abuse +1 rate up rate down Reply
Eludium Q36

Wow, just wow. Psychologists will tell you that a rant like that, though it seems directed outward at Lorre, is really directed at himself. Charlie has more problems than any of could list and he's most disappointed in himself, very sad, just hope it doesn't end in tragedy.

April 30 2011 at 9:52 PM Report abuse +1 rate up rate down Reply
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charlie is right

go charlie go

April 29 2011 at 4:12 PM Report abuse -2 rate up rate down Reply
WRG

Yep, it for sure now. CS has lost what was left of his mind.

April 29 2011 at 11:59 AM Report abuse +1 rate up rate down Reply

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