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Michaele Salahi's 'Bump It': Some Choice Lyrics

by Chris Harnick, posted May 12th 2011 1:30PM
Michaele SalahiFor some reason, Michaele Salahi has recorded a song. 'Bump It' tells the story of a person who likes her beats loud, not about the as-seen-on-TV hair accessory to give your instant hair volume.

From what we've learned from the song, the star of Bravo's now-canceled 'Real Housewives of DC' and wannabe 'Celebrity Rehab' cast member needs to dance, "belongs on stage" and oh so much more.

Some choice excerpts from what we predict to be the next hit single of the century.

Will someone please hurry up and dance with me?/Will someone please hurry up and dance with me?/Because I'm alone on the dance floor.

Tareq, where are you?

When the clock strikes midnight, we will party/Like an animal/Animal/Release me from my cage, I belong on center stage, I'm an animal/Animal.

Much like the Bronx Zoo cobra AND peacock, Salahi can't be contained. She needs to dance.

Later in the song, Salahi sings that she's a "danceaholic." Guess Dr. Drew doesn't treat that addiction.

And of course, it wouldn't be a song from a 'Real Housewives' star if she didn't comment on how much hotter she is than everybody else: Like I'm so hot and like you're so not.

You can purchase the full song on iTunes.

Tell us: How does 'Bump It' compare to the other 'Real Housewives' songs?

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Mikerat42

Sorry piece of flotsam....

May 12 2011 at 1:43 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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