David Beckham and Craig Ferguson Consider Tattoos on Their 'Business' (VIDEO)

There's a reason so many people get tattoos when they're drunk or otherwise mentally impaired. It can be so easy to talk yourself out of going through with it; especially the more unusual locations. That's what happened with Craig Ferguson and David Beckham on 'The Late Late Show' (Weeknights, 12:37AM ET on CBS).

After Beckham revealed that he had two full sleeves of tats, Ferguson asked him if he had any on his "business." Then as a joke, he said he was thinking of getting one on his.

Beckham took the suggestion seriously in his own mind as the pair started considering what they would get tattooed there. But then, Ferguson chickened out saying he wouldn't want Doug, his tattoo artist, "messing around my junk with a painful pen."

And just like that, they'd talked each other out of doing it altogether. And they were going to do it together. We'd say it would have made for great television, but very few channels in the states would be able to air such a thing, and even fewer people might want to watch it.