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'The Bachelorette': Top 5 Shut Up Moments From Last Night

by Lincee Ray, posted Jun 28th 2011 1:30AM
Last night's episode of 'The Bachelorette' was one of the more entertaining we've viewed in a while.

There was dragon boat racing, Hong Kong sight seeing and a moment in which I thought the vein in Our Host Chris Harrison's forehead was going to pop when he had to deal with the Ashley and Bentley drama.

'The Bachelorette' Goes Hong Kong

Fortunately, the night also held some unexpected twists. So it is without further ado, that I, Lincee Ray, give you:

The Top Five SHUT UP! Moments From Last Night

(In no particular order)

1. Ashley's Non-Existent Meltdown at the Return of Bentley
A full half hour was dedicated to Our Host Chris Harrison explaining to Ashley that ABC had footed the bill to fly Bentley halfway across the world so she could get her closure. Of course the actual appearance of this dill hole was no shocker since it was revealed in last week's previews. The big SHUT UP moment was when Ashley actually acted somewhat normal when Bentley decided their dot, dot, dot needed a definite period. No, that is not an innuendo for anything dirty. Yes, Ashley continued to process through the meeting and mentioned the "B-word" no less than 40 times. Yes, anyone playing a drinking game by taking a shot when his name was mentioned will probably be passed out until next Tuesday.

2. Ashley's "I'm Over Bentley" Speech Goes Over Like a Lead Balloon
Ashley decides to deal with the bleeding ulcer she's developed since harboring feelings for the d-bag and tells JP during their one-on-one that she saw Bentley in Hong Kong and is happy to report that she's completely over him. JP is so proud and that gives her the confidence to go into the rose ceremony eager to share the good news with the boys: "I totally fell for Bentley. He dot, dot, dotted me and then flew over to say we're through. I'm so relieved!" Naturally, a few of her suitors felt betrayed and in a moment of complete honesty, Oh Mickey confesses that if she had any true feelings for Bentley, she need not give him a rose. Before he or the rest of us knows what is going on, she sends him packing on the rejection dragon boat pitifully waving to the remaining bachelors from the balcony above. Insert squiggly Chinese character for "SEE YA" here.

3. Bless Her Heart and Fire the Stylist
I said it last week and I'll say it again ... Ashley's wardrobe is extremely special. Last night's choices kept with this season's theme of "lady of the night" that included an interesting post-group date mini dress in a fetching snow leopard pattern. However, she pushed the envelope by wearing sheer or see-through garments on each date. See-through white blouse with black bra? CHECK! Sheer lilac cocktail dress with no underwear? CHECK! Watching in HD was not helpful.

4. The Dentist Gets Bounced
The final rose was between Ames and Blake. I'm super happy that Ames (clad in his white pants, blue blazer and saffron tie) will be around for one more week! I have to say that when she said his name, a round of applause filled my living room, but it was a shocker. I thought for sure she'd keep the fellow plaque scraper.

5. Love In An Elevator
Speaking of darling Ames, he finally lands his first, second and third kiss between floors 11 and 43 of the hotel elevator. And by first kiss, I mean with a girl. He's taking this experience to new levels. TEAM AMES!

Lincee Ray works in the oil and gas business in Houston, Texas. She has been recapping The Bachelor for seven years. In her spare time she enjoys frolicking on the beach in her bikini and drinking Dr Pepper. To read her entire season seven recap, go to www.iHateGreenBeans.com.

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jcook

Why was last night a rerun???

July 05 2011 at 9:34 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
SHEARLADY

I LOVED THE WHITE SHIRT SHE HAD ON. DOES ANYONE KNOW THE BRAND?. THAT'S THE ONLY THE ABOUT THE SHOW THAT WAS GOOD.. THAT BENTLEY IS A WASTE OF TIME FOR THE SHOW.

July 02 2011 at 8:38 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
fela84

I wanted to reach through the TV & slap her. As Cher would say Snap Out of it! Snap out of that dream world where you tell guys you had feelings for a guy who left but now she's ready to get interested in them againand they should be happy about it. She was in their situation the last time how would she feel if that was done to her.I have total respect for Mickey. As for the other guys she will be doing you a favor if she does not pick you. I am amazed she is studying to be a Dentist. I still feel JP gets the wrong end of the deal everytime she has a one on one date with him their is Drama with Bentley. Someone please get a stylist for JP. Those shirts have to go. Sleeves with pickups!

June 28 2011 at 11:02 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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