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Louis C.K. Can't Wait to Be Fat and Gross After He's 'Driven Everyone Away' (VIDEO)

by Jason Hughes, posted Jun 29th 2011 9:30AM
Louis C.K., 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart'Louis C.K. was on fire when he appeared on 'The Daily Show' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on Comedy Central). It was all Jon Stewart could do to get two words in edgewise, he was so busy laughing at C.K.'s gut-wrenching hilarity. It was as if C.K. had prepared a few minutes of his best material and just decided to treat Stewart's audience to a killer set.

In response to a clip Stewart showed from 'Louie,' C.K. opened by talking about how his physique is actually as good as he can get it, because he still has people in his life and he's on TV. So he still cares a little.

"When I've driven everyone away and I'm not on TV anymore," C.K. said, "I'm gonna be -- and I'm excited for it -- that guy with the second belly, the crotch belly."

He then went on to describe this polyester-stretching belly with a "pumpkin top" where the male organ should be. "When I pee it just sort of glistens," C.K. said. "You know those fountains where it just gets wet on the marble instead of gushing?"

Unfortunately, C.K. is a master at creating a visual, so we know all too well exactly what he's talking about, and yes we can picture it quite clearly. So thanks for that.

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