Craig Ferguson either has some crazy ideas about massages, or else he's trying to push Paris Hilton into doing bizarre things. On 'The Late Late Show' (Weeknights, 12:37AM ET on CBS), he asked her if she was ever worried her massage therapist was going to run to TMZ with sordid details about her body.

"I only have one person I've used for years. I don't use random people," she said.

"You should," he replied. He then laid out a scenario where she was far away from home and needed a massage. What would she do then? We're pretty sure no one would do what he considered.

Would you ever knock on the next door and say, "Hi, I'm Paris Hilton. Sorry to bother you. Could you give me a massage?'" he asked.

Hilton was absolutely right when she said, "That would be creepy." That said, we're pretty sure more people than she might imagine would say "yes" to that question were she to ask it.