Frustrated with his sex life on 'Louie' (Thu., 10:30PM ET on FX), Louis C.K. first strikes out with a woman after he freaks her out on their date.

She thought he'd become a deeper person when he started talking about the meaning of life and mortality, and then she absolutely freaked when he said it was because he'd seen a homeless guy get beheaded by garbage truck.

Enter, Act Two, in which Louie has an opportunity for sex to find him. This is not something that happens often to any man, but less often perhaps for Louie. Nevertheless, after a woman at his daughter's school berates him for not caring about an announcement board vs. plasma board issue at the school, she drops a bomb on him.

"I don't know what your deal is, but do you wanna go out sometime?" When he hems and haws around, she comes to the point. "I haven't had sex in a very long time, so if you wanna come over some night and fool around, I'm just saying it would be uncomplicated."

So he does, but uncomplicated is exactly what this evening wasn't. First, he had to make a run to the store two stores to gather the items she needed for coitus, then things escalated in the weird department until he's watching her eat blueberries and cry about her father. So, a fairly standard date for Louie, then.