Kevin Nealon and Sharon Osbourne Compare Toilets on 'The Talk' (VIDEO)

The best part of Kevin Nealon's house, he said Friday on 'The Talk' (weekdays, syndicated on CBS), is the toilet. Or more specifically, the toilet seat, which goes down softly and quietly with just a little push. It might seem like an unusual item, but it wasn't quite impressive enough for Sharon Osbourne.

"I'm in bed by the time it hits the porcelain," boasted Nealon. That sparked a couple of questions. Julie Chen asked if it was heated. Osbourne then asked, "Does it blow dry?" as the panel looked at her like she was crazy. "No, I have a toilet that blow dries!"

"How much hair do you have back there?" Nealon replied. Leah Remini thought Osbourne might have been thinking of a bidet, but Osbourne said no. She has a toilet that is heated, lifts, blow dries, and washes. Beware of the bathroom in the Osbourne house. Particularly if you're Ozzy.