We learned a lot this week. We finally saw how much jibberish the 'Real Housewives' can yell before Andy Cohen reached his breaking point. Jessica Alba learned that she can indeed have sex while pregnant. Gene Simmons learned the hard way that in order to propose to your long-time girlfriend, you must not be so exhausted that you can't form coherent sentences. Lady Gaga confirmed that a 'So You Think You Can Dance' contestant is actually talented. And Kat Von D taught us all the valuable lesson that it might not be the best idea to get a tattoo of Jesse James's face. Check out the clips after the jump, and vote for your favorite in our weekly poll.

Andy Cohen has put up with a lot over his time hosting the 'Real Housewives' reunions. Struggling to get a word in edgewise during the most recent 'New York City' reunion, Bravo's executive-vice President of Original Programming lost his cool, and yelled at the Housewives to "Shut the f*** up!!!" Mr. Cohen: a beleaguered TV-watching nation tips its cap to you, sir.


Jessica Alba probably didn't think she was in store for a sex-ed lesson when she stopped by the 'Tonight Show' this week. But Alba, who's in the later stages of her pregnancy, took the opportunity to ask Dr. Sue Johanson if it was safe for her to still be having sex. Dr. Sue gave her the green light, and Jessica Alba pregnant sex immediately started trending on Google. Go figure.


Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed have been having some very public relationship troubles on this season of 'Gene Simmons Family Jewels.' Well, as the show nears its season finale, it's come full circle, and Gene now has marriage on his mind. He tried to propose after the couple climbed to the top of some ancient ruins, but was so out of breathe that he couldn't get it done. He tried to get down on one knee, but he was so winded it just looked like he was about to pass out.

Lady Gaga was a guest-judge this week on 'So You Think You Can Dance,' and after seeing Melanie's impressive dance performance to 'Total Eclipse of the Heart,' she was smitten with her skills. "I would hire you tomorrow to dance on my tour. There is something so athletic and so passionate and so beautiful, and you're such a star." It's always good to know that these talent shows have some actual talent in them.


Kat Von D and Jesse James broke up this week, but not before the new season of 'LA Ink' was filmed ... which led to an awkward premiere episode in which KVD got James' fifth grade yearbook picture tattooed onto her side. Either this is an incident of divine karma for what they did to America's sweetheart Sandra Bullock, or just another reminder that getting your significant other's name or face tattooed on your body.