So what do women really want? Don't ask Aaron, the nice guy who finished last on the pilot episode of 'Friends With Benefits' (Fri., 8PM ET on NBC).

The new summer relationship comedy got off to a strange start as Aaron presented his dream girl with some lovely flowers, his undying devotion and a white horse.

But Aaron didn't end up getting the girl. Why not? Because he's too good to her.

Just like a million sensitive nice guys before him, Aaron learned a hard lesson: Sometimes the ladies just want to be treated like b*tches by tattooed 'Jersey Shore' rejects named "Dirty Mike" who prance around in briefs two times too small.

'Friends With Benefits': It's not exactly 'Friends,' but it's not nearly as disappointing as NBC's recently cancelled relationship sitcom, 'Love Bites.' Still, it's hard to see this one lasting once the fall season gets rolling.