The last time the Sarah Palin Bus Tour was on the road to New Hampshire, the bus ran off the road and Sarah Palin got stuck on Paul Revere's Ride where (according to Sarah Palin) Paul Revere "Warned the British that the British are coming." Two months later, Sarah Palin finally arrives involved in "Courage, New Hampshire." With any luck, Sarah Palin may arrive in Iowa with "Courage, Iowa" and to late to present a Straw Poll. Sarah Palin may make the news in new methodologies, as surviving a harrowing experience with a wild animal native to the forest. The wild animal, an Opossum playing dead, has gotten within a falling forward distance of Sarah Palin. She (Sarah Palin) feeling threatened, is overcome with hysterics and is saved by some heroic woodsmen out picking-up firewood for a Pit Bar-B-Que. The Opossum is unharmed and is relocated back into the wild forest, approximately 50 feet away and near the the river, 'Trickling Creek.' Wow! That is dull excitment!!

Well, she's back out on her "I'm Not Running" bus tour.

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