The Top 10 Biggest Kardashian Family TMI Moments on TV
With Kim's wedding to Kris Humphries this weekend -- the ultimate reality TV overshare, in my opinion -- I got to thinking about all of the family's jaw-droppingly intimate reveals from the six seasons of 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians.'
From going into graphic detail about someone's private parts, to hearing all about a Viagra incident gone wrong and the recent reveal of Kris' urination issues, there's plenty of video proof that the Kardashian-Jenner clan is now the First Family of Reality TV TMI.
Take a peek, and share your own favorite Kardashian TV moment ... or least favorite, depending on how you look at it.
1. Kris Jenner's peeing problem
Does the American public really need to see Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner peeing in her pants? And walking around with pads stuck to her back? (Those are rhetorical questions, people.) We're sure she's thrilled that her children are so supportive.
2. Speaking of pee, Lamar's got a fetish
Does Lamar Odom want to pee on his wife Khloe, or vice versa? The debate was only half-settled on the show -- thanks in large part to an oddly sexual moment between brother and sister Rob and Khloe -- but we were still left feeling like we needed a pee-free shower after watching this.
3. Speculating about Scott Disick's penis size
After Kris accidentally saw her daughter Kourtney's beau Scott in the nude, she tried to tell Kim just how big he was, um ... down there. They decided his size was somewhere between a squash and a champagne bottle before landing on a lovely jumbo sausage comparison.
Meanwhile, Kourtney couldn't stop talking about how painful sex was after childbirth and how hard it was to "get juicy down there," which led to her and Scott on a mad search to have someone buy lube for them. Perverted bonus: some very sexual popsicle licking.
4. Kim complimenting Khloe on her lady parts during laser hair removal
Kim and Khloe aren't always best buds, but when they're close, they're really close. During a bizarre tandem laser hair removal session, Kim caught a glimpse of her sister's nether regions and exclaimed, "You have a better looking vagina than I thought!" OK ...
5. Kourtney giving Khloe a bikini wax
The laser hair removal wasn't Khloe's first sisterly foray down under. "I cannot let Lamar see me as a hairy beast," she told Kourtney, before agreeing to let her sis give her an at-home Brazilian wax. Lesson learned: Sisters should never have to tell each other to get down on all fours.
6. Rob accidentally taking Bruce's Viagra
When Kris slipped a male enhancement pill into Bruce's coffee to spice up their sex life, we could all see the accidental switcheroo coming. Yep, her son Rob ended up drinking the coffee, only to later say: "I woke up from a nap and my penis was hard. It would not go away ... I didn't know why I couldn't control myself." Now that's good parenting.
7. 15-year-old Kendall getting on birth control
The show has started focusing more and more on Jenner girls Kendall and Kylie lately, especially on how they're growing up so fast. One example: All the talk of getting 15-year-old Kendall on birth control to curb her horrible cramps. I'm sure she'll be thrilled that everyone in her high school watched that.
8. Kourtney basically delivering her own baby
Yep, you read that right. In what can only be described as a sick, horrifying and (I guess) kind of bizarrely beautiful moment, Kourtney sat up during labor and reached down to give the doctors a hands-on assist. The original video was taken down (can't imagine why she'd ever want that clip removed from the Internet ... ), but luckily 'Chelsea Lately''s got our backs.
9. Kim proving her butt is real
After tabloid rumors about her left butt implant exploding, Kim turned to sisters Khloe and Kourtney to decide how to squash the faux booty reports once and for all. Which, naturally, led to them recommending she have her derriere X-rayed. The high/low-light came when they compared the feel of Kim's butt to the feel of Kourtney's fake silicon boobs to prove their point. Klassy.
10. Bruce fixing his botched plastic surgery job
This TMI moment was actually quite welcome. I mean, who hadn't wondered about Bruce's obviously surgically-botched face in early seasons of the show? The once-handsome Olympian was looking a little -- dare we say it? -- made of rubber. That is, of course, until he agreed to have a pro fix him up on national TV. But did they have to let cameras into the operating room? I don't tune in for blood.
PS - My sincerest apologies for pretty much ensuring that you'll be whistling their little theme song all day. I think it's all part of their plan for world domination ...
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There are so many other TMI moments to choose from -- add your own in the comments!