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'One Tree Hill' Welcomes a Hit Man: This is Amazing

by Jean Bentley, posted Aug 19th 2011 5:30PM
'One Tree Hill'Although 'One Tree Hill' started off as a typical high school drama about two half-brothers who didn't get along (but were both good at basketball, awwww), it soon turned into one of my favorite soapy guilty pleasures.

I actually liked even better after the five-year flash forward, when everyone had a super awesome job and Nathan played slam ball, which is normal basketball but with trampolines and is actually a real thing. Also Nanny Carrie kidnapped Jamie and Deb killed her after a chase through a cornfield. And Dave Navarro showed up for a condom water balloon fight!

Anyway, this is all to say that I couldn't be more excited about today's news that 'OTH' has cast Andrew Elvis Miller to play an Eastern European assassin, according to Entertainment Weekly. Just to remind you, this is small-town North Carolina we're talking about, a little town that has inexplicably produced a famous novelist, a record label exec, a fashion designer, a professional basketball player and a popular recording artist who all happened to grow up together and graduate from high school in the same year. Sucks for the underachievers they graduated with.

I can only imagine what kind of plotline this hit man will inspire, but I can't wait. Who's this guy after? Who hired him?! So many questions! 'One Tree Hill' is at its best when it's ridiculous, and I want my beloved show to go out in style.

The ninth and final season of 'One Tree Hill' will debut in midseason.

Tell us: Who do you think this assassin is after?

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gobluespartyon

One Tree Hill has had a stalker. Mite as well have a hit-man LOL.

August 21 2011 at 2:27 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
arccandice

I love One Tree Hill, i'm still waiting for them to reveal that Lucas and Hayley had a one night stand years ago and they created Jamie instead of Haley and Nathan. Cmon, that kid looks exactly like Lucas, it's gotta be coming. As for the hitman, knowing this show, he'll be after Jamie, cause that kid is to damn smart for his own good, lol. But it won't matter, cause when he tries to kill him, Jaime will charm his pants off and the hitman will end up becoming part of the gang, lol.

August 20 2011 at 8:19 AM Report abuse +1 rate up rate down Reply
Deedaf Deed

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August 19 2011 at 11:12 PM Report abuse -2 rate up rate down Reply

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