We'd ask why these girls can't just get along, but this is 'The Bad Girls Club' (Mon., 9PM ET on Oxygen).

They'd probably get their club memberships revoked if they suddenly became well-behaved, calm and rational when they disagreed on issues. How about a healthy debate over some herbal tea?

Not a chance! And once you get a few episodes in, you don't even have to pretend there's a reason when a couple of the girls start swinging at one another and trying to rip out their weaves.

By this point, they have "beef." And no one has "beef" like Shelly and Judi. Over what? Hell, they probably don't even know any more.

But it was enough to get them fighting again, and Shelly appears to have come out on top, though her efforts to dump plants on Judi's bed was a waste. Judi was headed out of the house. Shelly was pretty sure she was on a plane home, but Judi seemed more inclined to believe it was just the obligatory "cooling off period" in a hotel.

Gotta get them all settled down so you can bring Judi back into the house and wait for the next big explosion. This is how the magic is made, people!