Lauren Graham learned the fine art of storytelling on 'The Late Late Show' (Weeknights, 12:37AM ET on CBS), and she certainly proved she was a master at the tease.

When asked if she'd been to a strip club, she replied, "Yes. A long time ago. The end." Now doesn't that just beg for more details?

But when pressed for them, she simply made some up, though it didn't seem to bother Craig Ferguson one bit. This lead to Graham realizing she would be a terrible stripper, as she lacks the "weird guts" they must have.

According to Graham, strippers have to have that nerve to go on stage and basically say, "Look at this y'all, yeah!" Instead, she would probably try to talk to the customers, and that would never work at all.

So all those potential Lauren Graham stripper fans will have to settle for watching her on their screen, and just be thankful she found acting or they might not be looking at her at all.