'Sons of Anarchy' Season 4, Episode 5 Recap (VIDEO)
['Sons of Anarchy' - 'Brick']The secrets and lies just keep piling up in the Sons of Anarchy clubhouse. When will the show's web site give us a scorecard that'll help us keep track of who knows what and who has told which lies to which people?
Because we may just need a scorecard before this season is out.
Also: The Hoff!
First things first: I'll tell the truth, I was not looking forward to seeing David Hasselhoff on 'Sons of Anarchy.' I thought it would be distracting to see the Hoff with the membes of SAMCRO, but I have to admit, he did fine in his few scenes and he wasn't really all that distracting. Not that I want the guy to become a regular part of the biker world, but, having said that, nothing about his scenes were embarrassing, and his line about his, er, unusual endowment nicely communicated the 'SOA' brand of deadpan humor.
In other news, two old murders were haunting the club this week, and expedient lies were told to try to keep the details of those deaths (and Georgie's failure to die) under wraps. Lies were pretty much everywhere, coming thick and fast from every direction: Lincoln Potter is clearly ready to sell out Sheriff Roosevelt during the course of his investigation; Lyla has been lying to Opie about her willingness to have a kid; Bobby lied to Big Otto about Georgie; and Juice lied about what he was doing at the warehouse.But the most baroque series of lies were told by Gemma and Clay, both of whom don't want John Teller's letters to come to light, for a whole variety of reasons. Trouble is, despite all their visits to Stately Unser Manor, those letters are still out there, and still quite able to damage both of them.
To be honest, there was a certain amount of muddle in all those conversations between Clay and Unser, Gemma and Unser and Gemma and Clay, but we generally know the outline of why they want those letters to stay hidden: Clay had J.T. murdered (and we got confirmation of that, along with the revelation that Clay had tried to take him out more than once); J.T. was ready to give up the gun-running business and that's the main reason Clay took him out; Clay never revealed to Unser the real reasons he wanted J.T. gone; and Unser helped arrange the murder of J.T., probably in part because he had a thing for Gemma himself.
It all led up to that moment at the end, in which Gemma lied to Clay about the letters being destroyed, and Clay let her believe he bought her story. They may be the tightest couple on the show, but even they are in over their heads at this point. Getting into bed with the cartel has had all kinds of unsavory side effects, to the point that Gemma and Clay are conning each other at their own kitchen table.
As for the woman who possesses the letters, I don't think that the show's about to kill off Jax's old lady, but I do think that Piney should not start reading 'War and Peace' any time soon. If the cantankerous old guy finishes the season alive, I'll be very surprised, "contingencies" or no.
Another club member whose future is very much in doubt is Juice, who managed to score a kilo of coke, which was soon found to be missing. I think Juice will find a way to squeak out of this one -- clearly, he's Roosevelt and Potter's big hope for getting the inside dope (as it were) on the club's business. My question is, did he ever manage to get that sample of the coke for Potter? If not, his theft was all for nothing.If I were a betting woman, I'd guess that the missing coke becomes the source of a beef between SAMCRO and the Mayans, but the fact that Juice was seen in the room where the coke was stored is not going to be good for him. He may find an explanation that Clay will buy and the missing coke is likely to be found, but the club's whole world right now is made up of uneasy alliances, and the deal with the Mayans is just one more problematic relationship that could well blow up down the road.
A few final notes:
* Tig's reaction when the Hoff described his endowment was priceless.
* My favorite line of the episode came from Chibs, when Juice said he had a problem down at his head shop/colonic clinic, Clear Passages. "Smokers or [crappers]?" was Chibs' hilarious question.
* Anyone else disappointed that Opie is cheating on Lyla this early on in their marriage? I get that he's very ticked off about the birth control, but heading straight into Ima's "high traffic zone," really? I thought he and Lyla were at least a little more solid than that. Having said that, the conversation between Opie and Jax was a good one (and it was one of the few honest heart-to-hearts in the episode). And I always enjoy seeing those two interact.
* Also not telling any lies tonight: Jax, who brought home the Best Souvenir Ever -- gigantic stacks of cash. I bet when Tara goes to Gemma to find out more about the safety-deposit-box routine, Gemma connives to find out about anything else Tara may want to store under very secure circumstances. Such as... old letters.
* Poor Unser. The one moral person in Charming is indeed caught between a rock and a very hard place. Being the errand boy of both Gemma and Clay will not end well.
* Otto is not a man without resources, as we've seen. I bet he hears that Georgie was not really taken out, and that can only mean bad things for the members of SAMCRO -- especially if any of them end up in jail.
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