With a topic that might never get covered on any other talk show, Craig Ferguson inexplicably found himself discussing penis size with Joel Schumacher on 'The Late Late Show' (Weeknights, 12:37AM ET on CBS). Now Ferguson was baiting Shumacher with jokes about his "notorious" large feet.

"I was actually on the 'Big Penis List' in 'Spy' Magazine,"Shumacher told him, before qualifying the claim with, "It's not so, but I was happy to be on the list."

At this, Ferguson claimed outrage that he'd never been included on any such lists. "I've been a tramp for years, not a peep!" he shouted. "And I've got an enormous penis."