Fans of 'The Colbert Report' (Weeknights, 11:30PM ET on Comedy Central) know that Stephen Colbert is always first in line -- or begging desperately to get early editions -- for any new Apple product. So of course he was going to snag the new 'Steve Jobs' biography by Walter Isaacson.

The only problem was that the book itself proved a disappointment for him. He treated it like any other handheld Apple device, but it simply wouldn't play along. "You turn it upside down, it doesn't even reorient," he lamented, holding the book upside down.

He tried voice activation. "Tell me about Steve Jobs!" he said, but the book simply did not respond. Colbert blamed AT&T, but is this a sign of how quickly Apple is going to fall apart without Jobs at the helm? People will actually have to read his biography?!