In order for this guy on 'Happy Endings' (Wed., 9:30PM ET on ABC) to think that Elisha Cuthbert's character Alex is a man, he must be incredibly drunk or legally blind. We don't care what her voice sounds like -- it's hoarse and low from being sick -- she is far too beautiful a woman to be mistaken for a man.

This was at a Halloween event, and Alex wasn't even dressed as a man, or even in a gender-neutral costume. She was dressed as Marilyn Monroe and clearly a woman, sporting cleavage and everything!

Dave tried to tell her, but she refused to believe it even when the guy started making his move with her. Finally convincing her when he said, "I can't wait to see your penis."