Roberta Can't Make Her 'Twilight' Fantasy Come True on 'Cleveland Show' (VIDEO)

While Cleveland and Rallo were learning to face their fears, and Cleveland Jr. and Donna were facing many people's worst nightmare, Roberta had to face simple reality on 'The Cleveland Show' (Sun., 9PM ET on FOX). People who look and talk like Edward Cullen and Jacob Black aren't just mysterious and brooding. They're also not vampires or werewolves. In fact, they're probably just gay.

At least, that's the reality according to this show. Also, girls all across the world got a good tip on how not to find the right man. Throwing yourself off a cliff may attract the handsome man with a supernatural secret in the movies, but in real life you'll probably just find yourself flattened on a rock.

As for the rest of the family, Rallo and Cleveland discovered that they were brave when they murdered the man who'd broken into the house and held Jr. and Donna captive. The lesson learned here is that you can get away with being mean to people who are annoying, so long as you kill them and the nice bartender takes away the body to make sandwiches out of. See? Everybody wins!