Ted Danson's wife was really cramping Craig Ferguson's style on 'The Late Late Show' (Weeknights, 12:37AM ET on CBS), and she wasn't even there. When Ferguson asked Danson about his penis size, as he is wont to do, Danson said, "One of the rules when I got married was I don't get to talk about my penis."

Another rule, apparently, was that he wasn't allowed to do any more nude scenes, after the one he did in the 2005 film 'The Amateurs.' And yet, his wife, Mary Steenburgen, has done tons of sex scenes.

"Steve Martin, Johnny Depp, it goes on and on," Danson lamented.