When tabloid magazines like In Touch Weekly put together an article saying that Johnny Depp is partying too hard, despite having previously sworn off alcohol, they're expecting readers to be outraged, or shocked at the very least. On 'Chelsea Lately' (Weeknights, 11PM ET on E!), Chelsea Handler didn't have either of those reactions.

"Why shouldn't Johnny Depp be partying?" she asked. "I support his partying. He's playing Hunter S. Thompson in a movie and he gives us movies every year. Go get f***** up!"

And actually, maybe he's just getting into the character of Hunter S. Thompson, in which case we'd better worry about far worse things than him getting drunk.