'The Walking Dead' Season 2, Episode 4 Recap
['The Walking Dead' - 'Cherokee Rose']Near the end of the fifth season of 'Three's Company,' there's an episode that centers on Ralph Furley receiving a visit from his niece, Veronica. Now, Veronica, as it turns out, is a very attractive woman who looks nothing at all like Don Knotts. Of course, this means that Jack Tripper is immediately attracted to Veronica, as Jack is wont to being attracted to almost every female to cross his path.
The problem: Ralph Furley, the landlord of Jack's apartment complex, is under the impression that Jack is gay – this is a ruse that Jack maintains (as he did, also, with the prior landlord, Stanley Roper) so that he can cohabitate with his two female roommates, Janet and, at the time of this episode, Cindy. What does Jack do? Jack creates himself a southern twang speaking, cowboy hat wearing twin brother named Austin and uses this new identity to court Veronica – which also somehow completely fools Furley, even though Furley seems to know Jack quite well by this point and Jack has never once mentioned what would be a quite interesting fact that he has a twin brother. Why do I bring up an episode of 'Three's Company' in a recap for 'The Walking Dead'? Because as asinine as that above scenario is, it still makes 100 percent more sense than sending Glenn down a well as live bait for a zombie.
Honestly, I've never seen anything quite like that during a show that I'm supposed to take at least halfway seriously. I'll never forget the looks on the faces of your AOL TV regulars Chris Harnick and Crystal Bell when I screamed, "this is the stupidest show of all time!," as they just happened to be passing by my desk on Friday when I was watching this scene. I'm sorry, guys! (And it's safe to walk that way again! I promise, not everyone at Moviefone is nuts.) Also, I have calmed down. This is not the stupidest show of all time. (And, yes, I actually do like this show very much, but I get frustrated.)
But, I'm sorry, that scene is stupid for way too many reasons. The most being the fact that these people think it's wise to risk Glenn's life, one of their most useful members, over what amounts to nonsense. Why not frame it in a way where Glenn volunteers just to impress Maggie while the others try to talk him out of such a foolish act? The least being: who the fuck is going to drink that water anyway now that a bloated walker has been swimming around in it for who knows how long? I wouldn't drink that water if a non-zombie Christy Turlington had been swimming around in there for a few days. And before you comment and say that I'm overreacting, honestly, take a second and ask yourself -- even before the entrails were dumped in, would you, under any circumstances drink that water? (On the bright side, at least Glenn got laid.)
So... Lori is pregnant. Awesome. That's what this show needs, more kids. Because spending four episodes searching for one kid lost in the woods is not quite enough. Thankfully, in just a few short months, it appears that we may get another child to lose or accidentally shoot. But, seriously, not even taking into account the whole aspect of "whose child is it?," what a terrifying setting in which to be pregnant.
Am I the only one who is growing tired of Hershel's "wise man" shtick? It's about time that Rick called Hershel out on his, "I am wise, God has a plan – and, oh, by the way, you people need to get the fuck out of here," sensibilities. Actually, Rick showed a lot of constraint while listening to Hershel's flawed "God has a plan" reasoning. It always seems disingenuous when someone makes the, "something good happened to me, ergo there is a God," argument. But usually this is made in regard to something a little more trivial, like, "I got a raise today. Thanks, God." Not, "There is a God because you are still alive." Wait, what? Are we just forgetting about the billions of people who weren't so lucky? Thankfully, Rick knows that he has to stay on Hershel's good side in order to stay on the farm and drops his arguments fairly quickly. Also, Rick was probably just relieved that this time the topic wasn't AIDS.
And then there's Shane. Oh boy. Doesn't is feel like Shane's transformation from "dickish yet sane human" to "disturbed, head shaven nut job" happen a bit too soon? (Perhaps this new version of Shane is actually his twin brother, Austin.) I mean, he started out this episode wearing an ensemble I haven't really seen since Dexy's Midnight Runner's 'Come on Eileen' video.

I get it, he killed Otis, which is terrible. But this complete transformation so soon is... startling. He even now talks with a "I'm disturbed" whisper. Regardless, the end result of all of this is... we're four episodes into this season and we're still searching for Sophia. With all of the shenanigans that have happened, that's really what four full episodes have been about: a character we barely care about is lost in the woods. Maybe Hershel is right. Maybe it's time to move on. (Or, maybe it's just time to give Daryl more to do, who is easily the most interesting character on the show, yet, week after week, finds himself with very little to do.)
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