Well, if nothing else, thumbs up for the kahunas to come on & read the funny lines the writers gave him to read.

Good lord! From the caliber of the comments here, rife with factual inaccuracies, distortions and spelling mistakes, none of you have much room to criticize Perry. Even as a moron, he's not that much dumber than the rest of you, left and right.

Yea, Obama must have had a memory lapse too when he said that he visited all 57 states before his elction! ! They never played that one over and over. Oh...don't forget how Obama wants to put aside the vote on the pipeline till after the next election. Wouldn't want to offend the enviornmentalists. So what if it would create thousands of jobs. His re-election is the most important thing to him. Did you hear about how starting NEXT year...Obamacare is taking 500 BILLION out of medicare to give to people that have to buy it on their own through the exchanges? Pretty soon you won't even be able to find a doc that takes medicare...after people paid into it their whole lives. You don't hear that on TV, do you? That affects everyone's grand parents, aunts, uncles, all the elderly. Obama went around bragging about how Obamacare would strenghten medicare. What a crock. Who is Obama's base???? The 47% of the people not paying any taxes.

He is the male version of Sarah Palin. All looks and no brains.

Is Perry staying in the race to give us comic relief? Or is he ignorant enough to think he still stands a chance? Or ah, I can't remember. Who's this Perry guy???

Everyone may have mental lapses from time to time , but not all of them are running for President. He would probably give orders to bomb Indiana, instead of Iran. Thanks but no thanks.......We need top quality people in top positions, not clowns.

Right now we have the guy that talks so PRETTY and is full of it. What has done? NOTHING

Everytime he opens his mouth I feel I am at a Texas rodeo. Because all I smell is bull$hit from this Texas turd.

Republican candidate Perry wanted his state to secede from the union and I'm supposed to take this guy seriously ?
He's more than a little delusional and doesn't and won't ever get my vote !

Perry is damaged goods, its over for him.....