Poppy Montgomery went the long way around to the simpler explanation on 'The Late Late Show' (Weeknights, 12:37AM ET on CBS). She was trying to explain to Craig Ferguson the nudity policy on CBS.

But instead of focusing on what could be shown on the network, she started detailing everything that's forbidden. She also couldn't keep it together, bursting out laughing constantly during the discussion. She was kind of asking for Ferguson to lay into her a bit with the jokes when she rhymed crack and sack at one point as forbidden.

Finally, though, she managed to sum it up. "Basically, you can't show anything," she said. "You can show neck, hands, feet and a kiss." We're getting all hot and bothered just thinking about it.