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Colbert Encourages Non-Lethal Force While Holiday Shopping (VIDEO)

by Jason Hughes, posted Nov 29th 2011 4:30AM
'The Colbert Report'A little pushing and shoving is all part of the rush of holiday shopping. In a free market, it's about who you have to crush to get what you want, right? But Stephen Colbert made a plea to all the crazed shoppers out there on 'The Colbert Report' (Weeknights, 11:30PM ET on Comedy Central).

"It is the holiday season, celebrating Jesus, the prince of peace," he reminded us. "So please use non-lethal force only."

After all, we've seen this year how effective pepper spray can be in getting people to move out of your way, so why not try tear gas or tasers? Maybe set up an impromptu paintball session in your local store. So long as you get what you want, who's going to get hurt (other than all of those people who are going to get hurt)?

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