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September 16, 2014

Howie does what exactly? - VIDEO

As far as we can tell, here are the responsibilities for hosting Deal Or No Deal: 1. Repeat the painfully obvious rules of the game over and over and over. 2. Loudly announce the names of pretty ladies holding suitcases. 3. Pretend that a game requiring absolutely no skills whatsoever requires skills when choosing numbers in a logically devoid random order. 4. Convince fully-grown adults that...

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Jeannie Darcy: SNL's most underrated character? - VIDEO

It seems that there has never been a period of time when critics (and the masses) didn't chide Saturday Night Live, claiming the show to be in a "creative slump," or even going as far as calling it - get this - "Saturday Night Dead." But for stalwart fans like myself who tend to consider every nuance and minor detail of the show's sketches, the sentiment is either only partially true or not true...

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Seven retro network promos to leave you confused, delighted - VIDEOS

While ABC, NBC, and CBS have historically remained in a cutthroat battle for viewers, each network has shared one common trait: come the season of network promotional campaigns, all actors must be prepared to look absolutely ridiculous. After the jump ... Remember this pop cultural gem (video below) that gained traction on the Net not too long ago? The sheer oddity of the clip alone forces us to...

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Kallissa Miller damages kids, encourages 'hot fart action' - VIDEO

Having already spanned two generations of viewers, MTV is only widening its demographic grapnel, not necessarily by scoring mammoth ratings (because, duh, they do), but by attracting a continually diverse array of viewers. Some might pledge loyalty to tracking the ongoing [non]saga of The Hills, while others might prefer to marvel at the tantrums thrown by one despicable, spoiled rotten princess...

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Please restart Starting Over - VIDEO

Rare is the episode of reality television that ends without a character seen having shed tears, made a vigilant declaration, or used pop psychological jargon lifted straight from the self-help section (see "I'm a very sexual person," "We share an energy," and "There's more to me than people might think"). For me, that phony vernacular of new age buzzwords that culminate in testimonials of...

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We found the guy who watched Wings! - VIDEO

Where are all the Coach fanatics? Let me hear it for my Becker obsessives! Who's got at least five syndicated repeats of Dharma and Greg in their DVR queue at all times? Anybody? Cue the crickets. Arthur Smith, a researcher with The Paley Center For Media, defines the aforementioned sitcoms as "middlin," or shows widely considered to be "forgettable ... programming [the] equivalent of end tables....

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