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April 18, 2014

Family TV Guide: 'The Bachelorette'

Airtime: Mon., 8PM ET on ABC FCC Rating: TV-14 Jane's Rating: OK for kids 14+ Let's call 'The Bachelorette' what it is -- a sleazy and salacious show where people line up for their 15 minutes of fame. Any aliens passing by Earth while the show is airing will no doubt realize they're the superior race, and continue on their journey seeking out new worlds with whom to partner. As I wrote...

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Matt Roloff Talks 'Little People, Big World'

If you watched the finale of 'Little People, Big World,' you might have wondered how Matt Roloff is doing after his shocking collapse. Well, he's alive and well and doing great! Turns out it was a bad case of vertigo -- not a heart attack, as some viewers suspected. TV Squad caught up with Roloff, who talked to us about what life has been like since the finale. So my first question is, how...

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'Rescue Me' Season 6 Preview (VIDEO)

'Rescue Me' returns to fight fires, external and internal, for its sixth season, which kicks off Tue., June 29 at 10PM ET. Follow me after the jump for a season 6 preview, but be warned -- spoilers ahead....

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'Hung' - 'Just the Tip' Recap (Season Premiere)

(S02E01) "Not to be mean, mom, but you just seem like a totally lost person to me." - Darby to Jessica I was just about to say that things are looking pretty bleak for everyone in Ray's world -- including Ray. But maybe I'm looking at things the wrong way. Maybe we just need to see the good things happening here. Yeah, things aren't so bad, after all....

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'True Blood' - 'It Hurts Me Too' Recap

(S03E03) "I've got your rug all wet." - Eric to Sookie They're certainly going after the twisted sex and gore so far this season, aren't they? Not that the Maenad orgies last season weren't twisted, but they're not as twisted as the sex scenes in this episode. Well, at least one of the sex scenes. Oh heck, follow me after the jump and let's talk about 'True Blood.' ...

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'Pretty Little Liars' - 'To Kill a Mocking Girl' Recap

(S01E03) "Heads up, BFFs. It's open season on liars, and I'm hunting. - text from 'A' to the girls OK, first things first. Does Darren the cop have chutzpah or what?! It's no secret why he's standing in Hanna's kitchen wearing a towel -- not to him, not to her, and not to her mom. And yet, there he is. Sporting just a towel and nothing else and looking at, oh, probably beefcake. Ok, so maybe...

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'The Secret Life of the American Teenager' - 'Get Out of Town' Recap

(S03E03) "Geez, you need to get a hobby. Or go back to having stupid, indiscriminate sex or something." - Ashley to Ricky, who's determined to get involved in Ben and Adrian's pregnancy issues 'The Secret Life of the American Teenager' is like so many other families and friendships, where if you look at it from the outside, it's easy to solve all of their problems. I kept saying to myself...

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The Cottonelle Puppies Through the Years (VIDEO)

Is there anything cuter than puppies? I think not, and that's probably why Cottonelle chose to use puppies in their toilet paper commercials. Let's face it, when you're talking about toilet paper, it's best to distract us as much as possible from the product's actual use. I've rounded up a few of my favorite Cottonelle puppy ads through the years, but I didn't realize until our own Joel Keller...

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The King Prepares to Die on 'The Tudors' (VIDEO)

It's been a long road for King Henry on 'The Tudors' (Sun., 9PM ET on Showtime), and he hasn't aged well. He's had all sorts of health problems, and the time has come for him to bid farewell to his family. And let's face it. It can't be easy for a handsome actor like Jonathan Rhys-Meyers to see himself age on screen right before his very eyes. Downright frightening, I'd say!...

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An Angry Wolf on 'The Gates' (VIDEO)

In case you haven't heard, wolves are big right now. They're big in 'Twilight.' They're big on 'True Blood.' And now they're big on 'The Gates' (Sun., 10PM ET on ABC). And, apparently, they're really angry, too – or at least Andie's boyfriend Brett is, when he sees her getting chummy with Charlie. Chances are good he's not going to get any less angry as the show goes on, because what fun...

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