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July 31, 2014

America's Next Top Model: Top Model Makeovers

(S10E03) "Oh my God, I'm getting so annoyed with all of these girls!" - Allison The full quote was too long to put here in the intro. Allison went on to say that she wants to strangle all of the other girls on regular basis and that she's not really threatened by any of them. Allison is convinced that she's light years ahead of everyone else thanks to all the experience she's had modeling in her...

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America's Next Top Model: New York City, Here We Come

(S10E02) I'm still a bit shocked that Tyra went through all the trouble of opening up the competition to 14 girls this season and out of everyone she could have selected, she went with Dominique. I mean, I admit that Dominique is a little bit exotic looking, but so were the baboons I saw the last time I went to the zoo. Umm, that came out wrong. That was horribly insulting to all the innocent...

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Big Brother: PoV Competition #2

(S09E07) Alex is pissed and rightfully so. He hasn't done a single thing that would cause the other house guests to put him up for eviction, but due to the fact that he's tied to Amanda, he finds himself up for eviction. How fair is that? Not remotely fair if you ask me, and this is coming from a guy who thinks Alex is a bigger toolbag than you could find at your local Sears and Roebuck. For the...

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America's Next Top Model: Welcome to Top Model Prep (season premiere)

(S10E01) It seems like only yesterday I was making fun of the "corpse bride" Jenah's slightly crooked teeth, and Victoria's all too annoying superiority complex during cycle 9 of America's Next Top Model. While I'll miss the crazy group of girls we had last year, I'm absolutely thrilled that I've got a whole new group of people to poke fun at with cycle 10. ...

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Big Brother 9: PoV Competition #1

(S09E04) It's another night in the Big Brother 9 house and the house is full of people in various states of unhappiness and discontent. Most prominently, Parker was extremely upset with Jen's antics so he decided to list out the "three steps of destruction by Jen." A. She held the secret that her and Ryan were dating (then subsequently revealed it to the house). B. She's cocky to a fault. C....

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Big Brother 9: Nomination Ceremony #1

(S09E03) Well, I didn't write up the reviewcap for the last episode, but I still find it mandatory to say that Jacob is an idiot. There's nothing worse than thinking your being cool and "stirring up the house" only to find that you're actually a moron and stirring yourself out of the house.I thought that Jacob and his "snake" fiasco was the stupidest thing a person has done thus far in the Big...

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Big Brother 9: Season Premiere

(S09E01) In honor of the Big Brother 9 season premiere, we're doing a live chat during the 9pm ET airing of the episode. Watch the show and share your thoughts with other Big Brother fans, all in real-time! What could be better? Click here to enter the chat. The full review will follow shortly after the jump. The full review is posted. You can check out AOL TV's coverage of Big Brother 9 here. ...

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Big Brother 9 live chat tonight

Big Brother 9 is premiering tonight on CBS! I repeat, Big Brother 9 is premiering tonight on CBS! Several of us here at TV Squad couldn't be happier (myself included), so in honor of this off-cycle winter season of Big Brothery goodness, we'll be hosting a live chat during the one hour season premiere. The chat will begin a few minutes before the show starts and can be accessed via the link in...

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Toyota: "Big Wheels"

Did you know you could fit 20 big wheels on the top of the all new Toyota Sequoia? Me neither, but apparently it's a major selling point. All kidding aside, I like how this commercial appeals to the immature masochistic side of me. I'm talking about the side that would like to get on a big wheel on a steep hill with little to no padding and roll with only a few bails of hay resting between me and...

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Coca-Cola: "Carville & Frist"

It's nice to see that two political pundits can set aside their differences and show some bipartisanship on an issue that is critical to the well being of this country. That said, I think I could have picked some opponents that would have made for a much better commercial. Don't get me wrong, I know politics is in the air and it was very timely to have Carville & Frist together in a...

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