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November 22, 2014

Big Brother 10: Clips Show

We're almost there. The finale is right around the corner on Tuesday. But before we crown the winner of Big Brother 10, we have to sit through a clips show with (booming announcer voice) NEVER BEFORE SEEN FOOTAGE. You know just from how CBS touted this episode that the "never before seen footage" would be nothing special. After the jump, let's talk about what happened last night ... or what...

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Super Skank Wednesday: Charm School for the men of I Love New York

Welcome to Super Skank Wednesday. This is where I celebrate the awesomely skanky people on the following shows: I Love Money, Charm School, New York Goes to Hollywood, and The Surreal Life. Basically, I'll discuss the skankalicious shows that make VH1 the network it is today. So no I Love Money on Sunday night? Wha-what? Pshaw! How can I do my awesome picture books without a new episode? Okay...

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Big Brother 10: Nominations #10

(S10E24) Aftermath of Renny's Eviction Keesha was obviously the most effected by the Renny's absence. She cried in the Diary Room saying, "It's just really hard to watch her walk out the door." Later she lamented that Renny's picture turned black and white. Renny, a woman who lights up the room when she walks in, should always be in color according to Keesha. Other reactions to Renny's departure...

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Super Skank Wednesday: Megan Hausermann Vs. Sister Patterson - VIDEO

Welcome to Super Skank Wednesday. This is where I celebrate the awesomely skanky people on the following shows: I Love Money, Charm School, New York Goes to Hollywood, and The Surreal Life. Basically, I'll discuss the skankalicious shows that make VH1 the network it is today. I was left rather disappointed with I Love Money this week. Another one of my "Fantasy I Love Money" picks went home...

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Big Brother: HOH #9 & Nominations #9

(S10E22) "We don't even get a week to campaign do we?" -- Ollie to Jerry "Yeah well, life is short." -- Jerry to Ollie Once again, Big Brother began its show with an insanely long recap of the previous show. I think this one was almost fifteen minutes. We went over how Michelle was evicted, how Keesha won HOH, how she put up Ollie and Jerry, blah, blah, blah. Too long. We did get a few nuggets...

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Super Skank Wednesday: 12 Pack's Destruction, A Tale of Hubris

Welcome to Super Skank Wednesday. This is where I celebrate the awesomely skanky people on the following shows: I Love Money, Charm School, New York Goes to Hollywood, and The Surreal Life. Basically, I'll discuss the skankalicious shows that make VH1 the network it is today. This Wednesday let's do another picture book fairy tale. I'm learning a lot from I Love Money. How about you? After the...

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Big Brother 10: Nominations #7

(S10E19) Let's start with the April aftermath... With April gone, Ollie feels it's do or die now in the Big Brother 10 house. He's played the game "sub-par" up until now. Renny feels great about her successful HOH reign. Her target left. Mission accomplished. Keesha is worried about how Ollie will react. And Dan, the swing vote, had some parting words for April who tried to buy him off: "Guess...

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Big Brother: Eviction #6 and HOH #7

(S10E18) "Anything else I could do for you, I would do for you." -April to Dan Once again, Dan the Man with the Master Plan is the swing vote at eviction time. Renny nominated April and Jerry on Sunday, her target being April from Arizona. However, Dan has no personal reason to evict her. In fact, if Dan was playing the game strictly listening to his personal feelings, he should evict Jerry who...

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Super Skank Wednesday: The Demise of Rodeo

Welcome to Super Skank Wednesday. This is where I celebrate the awesomely skanky people on the following shows: I Love Money, Charm School, New York Goes to Hollywood, and The Surreal Life. Basically, I'll discuss the skankalicious shows that make VH1 the network it is today. Today we'll talk about Rodeo who got eliminated from I Love Money this past Sunday. The name. The guns. The bandanas she...

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Super Skank Wednesday: More life lessons from celebreality

Welcome to Super Skank Wednesday. This is where I celebrate the awesomely skanky people on the following shows: I Love Money, Charm School, New York Goes to Hollywood, and The Surreal Life. Basically, I'll discuss the skankalicious shows that make VH1 the network it is today. Today I have some life lessons from celebreality. You readers know how grateful I am to VH1 for the many cautionary tales...

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