['Grey's Anatomy' - 'Superfreak'] 'Grey's Anatomy' may be making strides toward improving, but this episode was imbalanced. The last five minutes had everything you needed to watch: Derek tried to heal any animosity with Amelia (his sister from 'Private Practice'), April called out Alex, Jackson, Meredith and Lexie on their problems, Mark slept with Amelia to the horror of Lexie, and Callie and ...

['Project Runway' - 'A Look in the Line'] The previews for this week's 'Project Runway' really hyped-up the big cheating scandal, which turned out to be, well, over-hyped. It wasn't dramatic and it didn't impact the contestants at all. Also, the previews had Tim Gunn telling some mystery person that they will not be returning to the show. That scene never happened. The challenge this week ...

['Dancing With the Stars' - 'Story Night'] 'Dancing With the Stars' attempted to add a storyline to the dances this week, but only half of the stories were believable. The band was having an off night. The vocalist mumbled some of the lyrics in Florence & Corky's waltz, there were sour piano keys at the end of Audrina & Tony's waltz, and the screeching vocals during Bristol & Mark's ...

['Project Runway' - 'There's a Pattern Here'] 'Project Runway' is hateful for making the most deceptive commercial previews. For a good week, they have been toting this "Someone Will Break the Rules" storyline. So what happened this week? Nothing! It's in the preview for next week. Again. The challenge was a re-hash of last season's HP challenge where the contestants got to design their own ...

['Grey's Anatomy' - 'Shock to the System'] When an episode of 'Grey's Anatomy' starts with the three quotes "I always wanted to wash your hair," "Go hug yourself" and "You smell like pee" you just know it's going to be interesting. The combination of the lightning patients and the parallel to the post-shooting victims was an interesting take on the whole "we survived" storyline. This episode ...

['Dancing With the Stars' - 'Week 2 Performances'] I appreciated the fact that the 'Dancing With the Stars' producers placed the jive and quickstep in the same week since they're equally difficult dances due to their speed. It meant that the older and fatter contestants had a shot of holding up against their younger and healthier completion. As the show began, I couldn't help but gawk at the ...

['Grey's Anatomy' -'With You I'm Born Again'] When 'Grey's Anatomy' began on an airplane, part of me wished that it mysteriously changed into 'Lost' and Bailey would be stuck dealing with smoke monsters and Hurley. This season opener wasn't as attention-grabbing as it could have been. The whole episode was an attempt to go back to the status quo after the dramatic shooting last season. There ...

['Project Runway' - 'Race to the Finish'] Why did Heidi even show up at the beginning of 'Project Runway'? The contestants haven't done a model swap in weeks and she hasn't announced a challenge in weeks, leaving all the bitch-work for Tim. It's not like she was pregnant with her fourteenth child. Anyway, with the help of always-available Collier Strong, Tim announced a challenge where the ...

['Dancing With the Stars' - 'Week 1 Elimination'] When did 'Dancing with the Stars' become "The Carlos Santana Hour"? While Santana was amazing, even Tom Bergeron noted that he had to fill an hour with eliminations. Tom tried his hardest to emphasize a shocking elimination, and he exclaimed that even he and the producers were shocked when they heard the news. Frankly, the only shocking ...

['Dancing With the Stars' - 'Week 1 Performances'] After having had mixed feelings on 'So You Think You Can Dance', I was excited that 'Dancing with the Stars' had finally returned. The band, the flashy lights and the ballroom floor were just enough to get me excited. The premiere episode didn't disappoint. Sadly, there were no real train wreck performances. Even The Situation's five-day ...