Craig reminds me of a sweeter natured George Carlin.

DEAR CRAIG AN JEFF. YOU YOUR SELF CRAIG. ARE NO#1 ON THE LATE LATE SHOW!! Have you ever considered comedy in niagara falls n.y. or buffalo n.y.???? would be awesome if you could do a show here. im close to either area. consider it. a lot of friends an family enjoy your aawesome my friend. bring jeff with you. we need a great comedy act around here. chill these cities out!! rock on!!!!!! mike north tonawanda n.y.

craig you rock the late night show. ur awsome my friend! come to buffalo or niagara falls. that would be ****** awsome! mike

Ok Craig-u r just so cute how can I possibly watch you on Shark Week & on your show??? I don't really care-I will just keep switching channels-as long as your cute little scottish ass isn't bitten off!!!! Let me know if you wind up single from 1 of your shows that actually takes a bite out of you, cause I will file my divorce papers the same day!!! Women REALLY WANT A MAN THAT CAN MAKE HER LAUGH EVERY DAY-as long as you don't get your "shark bait" bit off!!!!!!!!!!!

More Sir Dyson, the two of you where great, but too short.

Hey craig Love your show and how whitty you are. I told one of my friends that i thought one of my jokes could be worth $1,000.00 dollars. Here it is. I got a name for a baby boy it is WhatThe, it could be an Indian name. You call him What The where the *&%%(* are you.