She may look prim and proper, but this high-class attorney is a self-proclaimed pitbull, and she's not afraid to get dirty. When she's not neighing about her donkey bootie this season (ba-donk!), Phaedra's booking well-endowed strippers with clever names (Ridickulous!) for her pal's birthday party. Oh, and don't even get us started on her hilarious plans to open a funeral home ... we've got our prayer cloths out and ready, waiting to see what she'll say and do next.