What You'll Need: Head-to-toe wardrobe from an Army surplus store (shorts, boots and camo tank top), some strong wire, toy pterodactyls to attach to pieces of said wire. Create a ring out of the wire, connect the pieces to the ring, put it around your head, and watch the pterodactyls soar.

Optional Accessories: A safari hat to cover the wire ring, dino teeth/beak marks on your neck, arms, and legs, and a bunch of $1M I.O.U.s bursting out of your pockets (because the show is so needlessly expensive).