What You'll Need: For Brandi: crutches, a cast and a pair of her don't-leave-home-without-'em-in-any-weather short shorts. For Dana: Any old ridiculous outfit you can find (preferably containing shorts as well), with obnoxious price tags pointing to each item in your ensemble. Bonus for both if you can find a party where no one knows or likes you.

Optional Accessories: For Brandi: a sassy button - top suggestions are "Wanna fight?" or "Slut." (She said it, not us.) For Dana: a small child that can speak Thai to tote around all night so you can brag about even weirder stuff to your non-friends.