Two and a Half Men

  • Two and a Half Men

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    May 19, 2013 6:00PM
    Can You Feel My Finger?
    Season 1 Episode 24
    A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

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I Changed My Mind About the Milk

Season 10,  Episode 1   |   Original Airdate: 2012-09-27

Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.

A Big Bag of Dog

Season 10,  Episode 2   |   Original Airdate: 2012-10-04

Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.

Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

Season 10,  Episode 3   |   Original Airdate: 2012-10-11

Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.

You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For

Season 10,  Episode 4   |   Original Airdate: 2012-10-18

A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.

That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

Season 10,  Episode 5   |   Original Airdate: 2012-10-25

Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).

Ferrets, Attack!

Season 10,  Episode 6   |   Original Airdate: 2012-11-01

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

Avoid the Chinese Mustard

Season 10,  Episode 7   |   Original Airdate: 2012-11-08

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

Something My Gynecologist Said

Season 10,  Episode 8   |   Original Airdate: 2012-11-15

Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

I Scream When I Pee

Season 10,  Episode 9   |   Original Airdate: 2012-11-29

Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

One Nut Johnson

Season 10,  Episode 10   |   Original Airdate: 2012-12-06

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

Give Santa a Tail-Hole

Season 10,  Episode 11   |   Original Airdate: 2012-12-13

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

Welcome to Alancrest

Season 10,  Episode 12   |   Original Airdate: 2013-01-03

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

Grab a Feather and Get in Line

Season 10,  Episode 13   |   Original Airdate: 2013-01-10

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

Run Steven Staven! Run!

Season 10,  Episode 14   |   Original Airdate: 2013-01-31

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

Season 10,  Episode 15   |   Original Airdate: 2013-02-07

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

Season 10,  Episode 16   |   Original Airdate: 2013-02-14

Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

Season 10,  Episode 17   |   Original Airdate: 2013-02-21

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

The 9:04 From Pemberton

Season 10,  Episode 18   |   Original Airdate: 2013-03-07

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

Season 10,  Episode 19   |   Original Airdate: 2013-03-14

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

Season 10,  Episode 20   |   Original Airdate: 2013-04-04

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

Another Night With Neil Diamond

Season 10,  Episode 21   |   Original Airdate: 2013-04-25

Alan tiene problemas para enfrentarse a la realidad cuando Lyndsey termina su relación con él.

Another Night With Neil Diamond

Season 10,  Episode 21   |   Original Airdate: 2013-04-25

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

My Bodacious Vidalia

Season 10,  Episode 22   |   Original Airdate: 2013-05-02

Alan decide actualizar su imagen con el apoyo de Walden; Alan se enfrenta a un dilema moral cuando él atrae a una mujer casada.

My Bodacious Vidalia

Season 10,  Episode 22   |   Original Airdate: 2013-05-02

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

Season 10,  Episode 23   |   Original Airdate: 2013-05-09

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.
SHOW DESCRIPTION

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with his underachieving son, Jake, and divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who moves in with the Harpers and offers to buy the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie, who owned the house and had lived there with Alan and Jake when the father and son moved in following Alan's divorce. Alan's ex-wife and Jake's mother, Judith, remains a part of their lives. Also featured in the series are Alan's mother, Evelyn, and sharp-tongued housekeeper Berta.