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Working for Caligula

Season 4,  Episode 1   |   Original Airdate: 2006-09-18

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Who's Vod Kanockers?

Season 4,  Episode 2   |   Original Airdate: 2006-09-25

Charlie le dice a Alan la verdad acerca de su separación de Mia; un vecino (Steven Tyler) famoso provoca problemas.

Who's Vod Kanockers?

Season 4,  Episode 2   |   Original Airdate: 2006-09-25

Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

Season 4,  Episode 3   |   Original Airdate: 2006-10-02

Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

A Pot-Smoking Monkey

Season 4,  Episode 4   |   Original Airdate: 2006-10-09

After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Season 4,  Episode 5   |   Original Airdate: 2006-10-16

Herb (Ryan Stiles) and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith, so Alan and Charlie take action.

Apologies for the Frivolity

Season 4,  Episode 6   |   Original Airdate: 2006-10-23

Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Season 4,  Episode 7   |   Original Airdate: 2006-11-06

Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue); Alan satisfies a secret fetish.

Release the Dogs

Season 4,  Episode 8   |   Original Airdate: 2006-11-13

Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Season 4,  Episode 9   |   Original Airdate: 2006-11-20

Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Season 4,  Episode 10   |   Original Airdate: 2006-11-27

Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.

Walnuts and Demerol

Season 4,  Episode 11   |   Original Airdate: 2006-12-11

Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.

Castrating Sheep in Montana

Season 4,  Episode 12   |   Original Airdate: 2007-01-08

Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

Season 4,  Episode 13   |   Original Airdate: 2007-01-22

When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Season 4,  Episode 14   |   Original Airdate: 2007-02-05

Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).

My Damn Stalker

Season 4,  Episode 15   |   Original Airdate: 2007-02-12

Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher (Allison Janney).

Young People Have Phlegm Too

Season 4,  Episode 16   |   Original Airdate: 2007-02-19

A more mature woman (Morgan Fairchild) helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.

Young People Have Phlegm Too

Season 4,  Episode 16   |   Original Airdate: 2007-02-19

Una mujer (Morgan Fairchild) más madura ayuda a Charlie a reconstruir su ego después de que está inseguro por su edad.

I Merely Slept With a Commie

Season 4,  Episode 17   |   Original Airdate: 2007-02-26

Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.

It Never Rains in Hooterville

Season 4,  Episode 18   |   Original Airdate: 2007-03-19

After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.

Smooth as a Ken Doll

Season 4,  Episode 19   |   Original Airdate: 2007-04-09

Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

Season 4,  Episode 20   |   Original Airdate: 2007-04-16

Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

Season 4,  Episode 21   |   Original Airdate: 2007-04-23

Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Season 4,  Episode 22   |   Original Airdate: 2007-04-30

Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

Season 4,  Episode 23   |   Original Airdate: 2007-05-07

Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

Prostitutes and Gelato

Season 4,  Episode 24   |   Original Airdate: 2007-05-14

Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.
SHOW DESCRIPTION

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with his underachieving son, Jake, and divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who moves in with the Harpers and offers to buy the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie, who owned the house and had lived there with Alan and Jake when the father and son moved in following Alan's divorce. Alan's ex-wife and Jake's mother, Judith, remains a part of their lives. Also featured in the series are Alan's mother, Evelyn, and sharp-tongued housekeeper Berta.