Two and a Half Men

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    May 20, 2013 6:00PM
    It Never Rains in Hooterville
    Season 4 Episode 18
    After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.

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Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Season 5,  Episode 1   |   Original Airdate: 2007-09-24

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Season 5,  Episode 2   |   Original Airdate: 2007-10-01

Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Season 5,  Episode 3   |   Original Airdate: 2007-10-08

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

City of Great Racks

Season 5,  Episode 4   |   Original Airdate: 2007-10-15

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Season 5,  Episode 5   |   Original Airdate: 2007-10-22

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Season 5,  Episode 6   |   Original Airdate: 2007-10-29

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

Season 5,  Episode 7   |   Original Airdate: 2007-11-05

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Season 5,  Episode 8   |   Original Airdate: 2007-11-12

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

Tight's Good

Season 5,  Episode 9   |   Original Airdate: 2007-11-19

Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy).

Kinda Like Necrophilia

Season 5,  Episode 10   |   Original Airdate: 2007-11-26

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.

Meander to Your Dander

Season 5,  Episode 11   |   Original Airdate: 2008-03-17

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Season 5,  Episode 12   |   Original Airdate: 2008-03-24

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

The Soil Is Moist

Season 5,  Episode 13   |   Original Airdate: 2008-03-31

Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

Winky-Dink Time

Season 5,  Episode 14   |   Original Airdate: 2008-04-14

Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.

Rough Night in Hump Junction

Season 5,  Episode 15   |   Original Airdate: 2008-04-21

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Season 5,  Episode 16   |   Original Airdate: 2008-04-28

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.

Fish in a Drawer

Season 5,  Episode 17   |   Original Airdate: 2008-05-05

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

If My Hole Could Talk

Season 5,  Episode 18   |   Original Airdate: 2008-05-12

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.

Waiting for the Right Snapper

Season 5,  Episode 19   |   Original Airdate: 2008-05-19

Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
SHOW DESCRIPTION

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with his underachieving son, Jake, and divorced Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who moves in with the Harpers and offers to buy the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie, who owned the house and had lived there with Alan and Jake when the father and son moved in following Alan's divorce. Alan's ex-wife and Jake's mother, Judith, remains a part of their lives. Also featured in the series are Alan's mother, Evelyn, and sharp-tongued housekeeper Berta.